The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to lose the remote.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!