Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to be blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!