the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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Being alive (until you die).

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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Balls.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!