The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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To call me maybe

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to repel women.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to exist

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!