The power to vote on useless superpowers

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the power to die at will

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!