The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to speak in cursive

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!