The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!