the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to do nothing

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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Endless falling....

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to be born.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!