The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!