The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The ability to only fart in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!