The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!