the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to shower naked.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to lose the remote.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!