A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to become inverted background color.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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the power to fly in space

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!