The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to fail at life

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!