The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The ability to see through glass

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!