The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!