The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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the power to fly for a second

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!