The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to have a power

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!