the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to always hug people

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The power to see through water

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to speak with death people..

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!