The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!