the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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the power die if you think.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to die on command

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!