The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!