The power to have a small penis

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the power to eat with your butt

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to die at will

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!