The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power of exact change

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!