Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power of night-blindness.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to die but once

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Endless falling....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!