The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to not have this superpower

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!