The power to look into cheese.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to understand math.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!