The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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the power to talk backwards

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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the power to always hug people

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to shit brix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!