The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to attract bullets

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!