The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to have a pointless power.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to go through open windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!