The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to get older every second

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!