Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to sleep

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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power to breathe

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!