The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The super power to control paper.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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the power to not have super powers...

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The Power of cheese

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!