The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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the power to die on command

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to have a power.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!