The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to think.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!