The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!