The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!