The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to die but once

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to think.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!