the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to state the obvious.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!