The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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the power to have a power.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to grab a cats face

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Dejavu

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!