The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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Asexual reproduction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!