The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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the power to see stuff

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to change to justin biber

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the power to fly in space

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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Batman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!