the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The Power of cheese

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!