the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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the power to

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!