The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!