The power to move objects by touching them.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power of love

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to pee out blue

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!