the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to have no one read this post

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the power to bi ugly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!