The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power spite flower

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to die at will

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Reverse Pooping

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!