The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to die on command

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!