the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to fail any test you want

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to die at will.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to cry acid tears

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to think you have powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!