The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to have a black president

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!