The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

the ability to pee in your own butt.

the power to remember th...

The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

The power to melt ice into hot ice

the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

The power to withstand camel rape.

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to catch em all

The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

The power to do nothing/

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!