The power to withstand camel rape.

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

The power to catch em all

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

the power to pee shit and shit piss.

The power to move 7% faster.

The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

The power to create all the powers on this site

The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

The power to poop out your penis.

THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

the power two become drunk at anytime

the ability to lick your own elbow

The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!