the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to sleep

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The power to predict the past.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to do nothing

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!