The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to sleep

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The power to predict the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!