The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power of not knowing the future

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!