the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!